Silly Putty: How old folks used to steal memes.

She stood at her kitchen’s sink, staring out the window, across the open expanse towards the tree line far ahead, recalling how he promised he’d be back within the week. In her mind’s eye she could still see him leading the two mules into the wooded area along the worn path. It was a simple…

Barbie sure has a lot of nice things for a doll whose knees don’t bend.

The difference between fact or fiction is a drop of ink.

Busy morning on the ‘stead… Went out, shoveled what snow we had on the drive and sidewalks only to have the major part of the forecasted storm that should have been here hours ago, hit. No sense in continuing to shovel as that’s like using a coffee can to bail out the Titanic. Came inside,…

“Those god-damned Kachina Dolls are at it again,” G.I. Joe stated to the gathering of Green Army Men. He’d jus’ been updated by the clay-colored Cowboy’s, who’d been out in search of the red-colored Indians. The Indian’s had slipped off the ‘rez’ earlier in the morning, saying they were raiding a cupboard. However, instead of the cupboards,…

I used to think I was chilled Champagne in a fluted glass, but then I matured and realized that I’m actually warm piss in a plastic cup.

When I say, ‘I’m going to go use the bathroom,’ my dogs hear, ‘Family meeting, assemble immediately.’

Happiness is hearing a mother refer to her child’s corn-dog as a ‘meat Twinkie.’

You don’t have to be a writer to write — after all you don’t have to be a telephone operator to operate a telephone.