The weather was sunny and warm, perfect for a swim in the creek. But John could only sit and watch as the other children joined in. His bedroom overlooked their old swimming hole. It had been years since any of the neighborhood kids swam there. As he watched, John smiled, enjoying the sight of the youngsters…

No one’s ever finished the question, “What Would Jack Daniel..?”

Whose the idiot that keeps shaking the snow globe? Whoever you are, set it down, leave it alone and let us thaw out!

Democrats in Virginia are into burning yearbooks. They need to destroy evidence of any ‘wrong doing’ while attending high school or college.

It was a dark, but very clear night as the two of us stood alone on the tenement roof top. Bruce had very little to say as he was thinking. After three-months of marriage he was coming to regret his saying ‘I do.’ Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do for him, as this was…

Humor is the art of pointing out societies ills in such a way that even a Communist will laugh.

When you hear thunder, you think lightning, not Zebras.

Jesus says: ‘Stay on path,’ few listen; National Park Service says: ‘Stay on path,’ majority obeys.

I love people with ‘potty mouths’ as long as they aren’t full of shit.

Prospecting in the winter is as tough as it is during the summer months. One simply exchanges a broiling heat for frigid temperatures, as I very well knew. The hill before me had a number of Pinion pine covering it and I wanted to see what might lay beyond it. While I didn’t expect much…