It was a burning sensation from Hell as I awoke from an exhausted sleep. I was so warm that I couldn’t climb inside my sleeping bag, so I simply rolled it out and laid down on it. The long days sun had drained me, and though terribly thirsty, I wasn’t the least bit interested in…

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend — I’ll train you.

Realize that while we’re arguing about whether to protect our southern border or not, we’ve helped South Korea protect their border since 1953.

Slugs are jus’ snails that have gone through a divorce.

For the past three weeks, I’ve been battling a very minor health crisis that has knocked me back on my ‘tuck-and-roll.’ Because of this I’ve been remiss on doing any ‘real’ writing, relying on the time-tested skill of doing as little a possible while I continue to recover. It has me thinking about two things…

A number of airlines are offering the option of identifying one’s gender with the title of ‘Mx.’ Perhaps it stands for ‘mixed.’

The U.S. Navy — kinda like Uber or Lyft — but only for the Marines.

The Del Norte County Sheriff’s Office is asking for your help in locating a 32-year-old woman, who disappeared shortly after going to pick up a friend at a San Francisco, California hospital. Kimberly ‘Cheri’ Clifton-Madsen was last heard from February 1, 2019. Cheri is five-foot-nine-inches tall, weighs about 125 pounds, has shoulder length, blonde hair…

I used to live on the cutting-edge. Discovered it to be dull.

At one time, we only had the back of the cereal box to read during breakfast, not our smartphones.