My Cousin Elmos says, “It’s July 8th, and family still playing with fireworks. Nearly set my Christmas tree ablaze.”

The California Department of Justice made public the personal information of California’s Citizen Concealed Weapon (CCW) permit holders, including names, date of birth, gender, race, driver’s license number, addresses, and criminal history. But it will be okay — they are offering free “credit monitoring services” because of the “mistake.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “Not too long ago nearly everyone was wearing a mask because of COVID, now if seen wearing a mask, you’re a Proud Boy says to the media.”

It began Thursday morning and came to a close this morning. What was supposed to be a simple news assignment turned into a several-hour event, throwing everything else off track. “Can you cover the Nevada Women’s Foundation this morning? Shouldn’t be more than a couple of hours.” “Yes, if you can start the printer.” “Will…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Nancy Pelosi received communion, but it was the wine that she really wanted.”

My son was about four years old when we went on a campout with a group of friends for the weekend. It was a hot summer day, we were on vacation, and someone handed me a cold beer. He kept asking for a drink, so I gulped the remainder of the can down, went to…

My Cousin Elmo says, “The Egyptian pyramids were built before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.”

What are you doing here?I don’t know.How long have you known Jesus?Not long.What were some of the changes Jesus made in your life?None that I was aware of.What do you know about justification by faith?Nothing, I have no idea what that is.Can you tell us about imputed righteousness?I don’t even know what that means.Well, then,…

My Cousin Elmo says, “My wife claims I made her laugh so hard that tears rolled down her leg.”