My Cousin Elmo says, “COVID-19 has finally met its maker.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “I’ve seen the damage to Yellowstone. What’s Beth Dutton gonna to do about it?”

My Cousin Elmo says, “The tampon shortage is caused by school districts putting them in boys bathrooms.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “McConnell and Pelosi are cut from the same clothe…wrinkled.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “Because of outrageously high gas prices, I can’t even drive my Chevy to the levee to see if it’s dry.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “The January 6th hearing is Liz Cheney’s audition for MSNBC.”

Bill must have thought I had lost my mind as I jumped up and screamed. Working by myself, printing newspapers, and folding them demands focus, or I’d find something else to distract me and fall behind in my work. While some foot traffic and vehicles pass by the shop, there are times when it is…

Heading into town, I saw three people standing on a corner waving signs, campaigning for their favorite candidate. Generally, I pay sign-wavers, spinners, and holders no mind. However, I couldn’t help but pay attention to these three — children between 12 and 15. It wasn’t they who stood out, but the man waving his arms,…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Since ‘gun violence’ is considered an epidemic perhaps we should wear masks to flatten the curve.”

Ever since New York City Mayor Eric Adams demanded the federal government close down Polymer80 in Dayton, Nev., I have been trying to get current Congressman Mark Amodei or congressman-wannabe Danny Tarkanian to comment on the situation. Nothing from either man. Getting no response from Amodei has become the norm, as he has never returned…