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My Cousin Elmo says, “Due to inflation, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience.”

Before taking off from Lindbergh Airfield in San Diego, ten Marines hurriedly boarded the commercial aircraft, filling empty seats around me. “Where are you heading?” “Camp Lejeune, then to Afghanistan.” About half an hour into the flight, an announcement came, saying lunch would be available for five dollars. “You going to buy lunch?” one Marine…

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When it comes to being a smart-ass to my wife, I continue to find myself on her shortlist. But at least I will never go hungry, even when I manage to piss her off. She was in the kitchen busying herself with meal prep. She had a ham hock and a pot roast on the…

The difficulty hasn’t been the writing but finding the time to sleep while writing. Therefore, I have been posting only “Cousin Elmo” jokes, if one can call any of them funny. As I was finishing up my paper route in Virginia City, I had parked, crossed the street, dropped off some newspapers, and returned to…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Evidently, riding a bike is like running a country.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “Joe Biden is a pain in the gas.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “If your neighbor loses their job, it’s a recession. If you lose your job, it’s a depression. If Biden loses his job, it’s a recovery.”