At each bend in the river, I expected to find an amazing white-water rapid to do battle with, but at each bend there was nothing but disappointment. The hardest bit of work were the portage’s across riffles, dragging the canoe over the small rocky areas in an otherwise fairly deep stream. By midday, I paddled…

Being a Drama Queen is more a matter of philosophy than biology.

When it comes to sex — skin and bones are for the dog; the meat and fat, for the man.

After eating the brains of an honor student, the zombie will be no smarter.

Is running away and joining the circus still a thing?

To look at it on a map, it doesn’t seem all that long, but to actually put an oar in the river…well that became a whole other thing. Laughlin, Nevada is hot and larger than one might think and very few of her citizen’s are interested in helping anyone simply hiking through, which was the…

The truck pulled into the store’s parking lot and I hopped out of the bed. The couple waved as they returned to the highway and then made a sharp left off the pavement and onto a dirt road that disappeared somewhere in the radiating waves of heat. With my rucksack on one shoulder, I adjusted…

Poor Thomas’ Almanac for December 18: In 1719, Thomas Fleet published “Mother Goose’s Melodies For Children.” We’re still waiting for the Kanye West album to drop.

Before I drink almond milk, someone needs to show me the teets on a nut.