I wanted my wife to wake up with a smile on her face. I’m not allowed to have markers in the house anymore.

We all have that one friend who makes everything out to be sexual. If you don’t know who that friend is — then it’s probably you.

My daughter-in-law, Alex Lane has let me know that Reno, Nevada has lost yet another radio ‘old-timer.’ Alex worked with Dennis Romero as they aired the local daily show, “Gun Talk.” Dennis was about a month short of his 70th birthday and according to a post on his Facebook page, he passed away January 3,…

When camping in a park, a tuba left sitting on the picnic table, ensures the sites on either side will remain empty.

Coffee’s on. Come in. Sit down.

“SHIT!” I screeched at the top of my lungs as I found myself again seated before my keyboard. My shout scared the dog’s as they slept peacefully on the bed behind me, and they scattered, heading for the outside. “Sorry,” I whispered through gritted teeth, “but it’s the same thing every year as I silently…

My facial expressions need to start using their inner voices.

A mathematician celebrates 4/20 on 1/5 because he knows how to do fractions.

Do like Jesus, if you can’t turn the tables, flip them over instead.

She danced like nobody was watching, and once they weren’t watching, she left her date, a guy she couldn’t stand and went home to her husband.