My neighbor likes his cars like he likes his women — old and leaking.

Never let a good fart go to shit.

So much for 2018 as I can no longer mark myself as safe from ‘Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.’

Here’s my guide to government shutdowns: has the IRS stopped taking money out of your paycheck? No? Then the government isn’t really shutdown.”

Life was coming awake around the entire lake. My neighbors, on the other side from me where up and about; a young man, his girlfriend and her younger sister. It was the sister, Mandi who came splashing out to where I was treading water. She swam a couple of circle’s around me, giggling like some…

The anti-Second Amendment movement continues to go after guns, this time with the sanctioned the help of the National Collegiate Athletic Association, by targeting university and high school sport-shooting team competition. It also appears the movement has gone ‘anti-women,’ in its latest victory. The NCAA is slowly ending all Division I rifle teams within the…

Poor Thomas’ Almanac for December 22: In 1885, the roller coaster was patented. Without it we wouldn’t know what a once-eaten hot-dog looks like.

It’s amazing how fast money can be raised to defraud people through ‘Go Fund Me,’ but then I’m repeating myself.

While I’ve gotten used to the Grammar Police, it’s Corrections Officer that’s gotta go.

My wife doesn’t pay much attention to me, until I want to spend money.