• Dreams

    Quick, lead me to your field of dreams, And I’ll take you to the forest of my dream. There, we’ll build a campfire, cook smore’s And count the many stars above. Then we’ll love, laugh and live with the moon, Until it disappears far beyond our view. Make haste, tarry not, for we’ve no time…

  • Only the human heart’s capable of breaking over and over again, yet continue beating.

  • Originally, four wise men were supposed to visit baby Jesus, but Abel was sent home after the others learned he planned to give a fruit cake.

  • The Three Wise Men, Reimagined

    After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi from the east came to Jerusalem and asked, “Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.” When King Herod heard this, it disturbed him and…

  • Poor Thomas’ Almanac for December 25: In 1776, George Washington broke New Jersey law by crossing the Delaware River from Pennsylvania to the Garden State with unregistered guns.

  • Spreading love by way of Facebook is like spreading herpes the old fashioned way.

  • A friend posted a picture of a bunch folks on Facebook with the title: ‘Richest People on Earth.’ Note to self — I was not in the photograph.

  • Bill Gates is paying off Nigeria’s 76-million dollar debt to Japan and it all began with an email from a ‘Nigerian prince.’

  • A Damned Dam!

    The four of us sat and chatted for another hour, Mandi without her top, until the coffee was gone and our tongues tired. I excused myself after offering to help clean up and being refused, and returned to my little spot in the sand. After dozing on and off for a couple of hours, I grabbed…

  • Poor Thomas’ Almanac for December 24: Today is International Gristle Day. I know it’s a tough one to chew and even tougher to swallow.