I’ve finally found a woman that doesn’t argue with me all the time. Her name is ‘Alexa.’

Craziness, screams, fear Memories bring night terrors. Fight or flight effect. Stand the bloodied ground, flee for one’s life. Deep sleep, a blessed retreat.

This haiku is for you. Wallet empty, but the heart is full. It’s written with love.

Trust those once flying birds’ Sudden disappearances. Not the blue clear skies above.

Who needs sunshine.  I’ve got moonshine.

Usually, I don’t do New Year’s resolutions, but after last year — what could it hurt?

A K-9 patrol unit alerted on my truck. The dog wanted to go for a ride.

My grandma had a silly saying when things didn’t work out: ‘Ah, fart in a fruitcake.’ Tried it once — didn’t work out.

I slept with a girl on the monkey bars jus’ because she was hanging around.

As a piss poor poet laureate, I’m always one verse away from a nervous breakdown.