Woke up this morning feeling like I was in my twenties again; hung over and tired.

It was a thunder-clap from both outside and inside that left his ears ringing. He also felt the sting of the hot shell casing as it ejected into his left palm. He could see through his ever-dilating pupils, the large flakes of snow as they felt from the cloudy skies. And as the bullet passed…

The best way to stop the crap is with two butt-cheeks.

We didn’t have turkey for Christmas dinner this year. After they voted to be ‘dinner guests’ on Thanksgiving, we figured they were too stupid to be eaten.

“The Human Race doesn’t appear to have been very advanced,” Cluphlon stated matter of factually as he and crew member Impan watched from the craft’s window. “Why would we say such a thing after witnessing the death of so many helpless life forms?” Impan asked. “Oh, we weren’t meaning to sound cruel,” Cluphlon relied. “It’s…

Trump ought to make the wall outta Russian collusion. People can’t get over it.

Russia’s developed a rocket that goes 27 times the speed of sound — and they’re not using it to put a man on Mars. So, Houston, we have a problem.

My spirit was telling me that I was nearing the end of my travels on the Colorado River. I couldn’t tell you then, nor can I tell you now, how it is that one can come to such a conclusion without empirical proof, but somehow I knew it. I felt stronger than I ever had…

No one notices when you’re provoked, only when you retaliate.

The choice isn’t between the ‘red’ pill or the ‘blue’ one, but whether you are ‘Alice’ or ‘the Queen.’