Tom Darby

I love breasts — chicken, turkey and women’s.
Q: What did the Marine Corps Sniper says to his Spotter as he looked through his rifle’s scope? A: “I see dead people.”
While I can mark myself safe from the Christmas song, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” I can’t mark myself safe from the snow or the shovel.
“Dear Santa, Please define ‘naughty.’”
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The sign next to the lamp read: “DO NOT TOUCH.” That made it all the more tempting to Simon, as he tried lifting the lid, but found it wouldn’t budge. Instead, he blew away the excess dust before wiping it off with his hand. Suddenly, a stream of smoke roiled from the spout and from…
Because of political correctness Dick Van Dyke could be forced to change his name to ‘Penis Truck Lesbian.’
No, the Cold War didn’t end because of Global Warming.
Falling Star

We kids called her Grandma because none of us knew her real name. On most summer days she’d spread a colorful blanket out on the grass in the shade of a redwood tree and weave her baskets as well as her tales. As children, we dared not join her on her blanket, because to do…
The title ‘leader,’ is reserved for the one who does by example and no real politican can meet this measure.
If you can’t say something nice…then tell the truth.

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