• President Trump could sell ice to an Eskimo, that’s because he’s already sold rice to China.

  • The art of fly-fishing is the science of healing everything.

  • Not all who wander are lost. As for me, I’m searching for coffee, but if it gets much later I’ll be looking for whiskey.

  • Mystery Shopper

    As the sun was beginning to set, I walked back to the reservoir and then south of it. I needed to see if there were a landing or a piece of embankment I could use to put in again – because now I had a plan evolving. After dark, I quietly picked my way back…

  • I jus’ finished watching, ‘The Bird Box.’ It left me hungry for chicken.

  • Double-Rarity

    By the mid-morning, with the help of the sun and the scorching asphalt, my sleeping bag had dried, which was my main concern as were what clothing I had with me – two pair of socks, a pair of underwear and a tee-shirt and sweat shirt. “Did you get washed over it, last night?” called a…

  • I love powerful women. But I don’t like to be held down by her in front of all my friends.

  • Dreams

    Quick, lead me to your field of dreams, And I’ll take you to the forest of my dream. There, we’ll build a campfire, cook smore’s And count the many stars above. Then we’ll love, laugh and live with the moon, Until it disappears far beyond our view. Make haste, tarry not, for we’ve no time…

  • Only the human heart’s capable of breaking over and over again, yet continue beating.

  • Originally, four wise men were supposed to visit baby Jesus, but Abel was sent home after the others learned he planned to give a fruit cake.