A little word play… Kinda queer how gay doesn’t really mean happy anymore.

Spent my entire day In my guarded high castle Until it crumbled.

Laughter is at its prime when it suddenly leaks from an orifice.

Some people treat their body’s like a temple. Me — I’ve treated mine like a bouncy-house.

Forget about the stress-ball, give me the bat!

Your dog gets more information by smelling a fire hydrant than you or I could ever get from watching today’s news media.

We locked eyes as she drove through the intersection on her way home. The sight of my wife startled me as I sat watching cars roll under the overpass, its shadow I was using a shade. It had been a least two weeks, possibly three, since I’d last bathed. The jeans I’d been wearing when…

Every time I hear or see the word ‘BAE,’ I can’t help thinking its an abbreviation for ‘Bacon And Eggs.’

Cast in a shadow, some 20-feet above was an alcove of sorts. I bagged my gear, swung it over my good shoulder and proceeded to haul myself up along the nearly smooth canyon walls. The alcove was not much more than a flat surface with enough room for shelter once I pulled my knees to…

Facebook makes me miss MySpace.