Dream of a world where cancer and addiction clinics are as available as abortion clinics are now.

A day on one of Jupiter’s 79 moon lasts about five-hours, the same amount of time as a the weekend on Earth.

Government shutdowns work better when it’s the politician that doesn’t get paid.

For god-sake, if you’re gonna wear a MAGA hat, don’t smirk, it makes you look threathening!

Marked safe today from White boy smirking.

It’s jarring to wake up in the middle of a muddy field, barefoot, three blocks from home and without the slightest idea about how I’d gotten there. Suddenly, a dark figure appeared: “It’s about time. I’ve been calling to you for the last three nights.” “Who the hell are you?” “My name’s Weir Legion.” “So…

You meet the nicest people in government soup lines.

Read a report that says drinking coffee and whiskey are both bad for me, so I’ve decided to give up reading.

Who needs a part-time, low-wage job when you can stand in line for free government cheese?