It’s okay to like a woman whose hour-glass figure holds a little more sand.

A proud papa moment: complained to my adult son that I had sprained my wrist, he told me to stop whacking-off so much.

Woman are only helpless when their finger nail polish is wet; even then they can still squeeze the trigger.

“Ah, shit! Jeans or sweats?” he calls out. Followed by, “Tennis shows or boots?” “Sweat shirt or jacket?” he asks. Next, “Cowboy or baseball hat?” “Bare handed or gloves?” he wants to know. All questions a good stock man must ask himself each time a cow or three escapes the fence. “Too hell with it!…

Toxic masculinity — because when the shit hits the fan, no one wants to hide behind a feminist.

Now he was not only broke, but broken, too. That’s the thought Richard Berger came to as he struggled to climb out of the snow bank he’d been tossed into following the brutal attack. He was on his way home, walking across town, when he happened on two men coming towards him. He tried to…

My wife came rushing into the room after hearing a loud ‘pop.’ She thought I’d finally pulled my head outta my ass.

My DNA results are back. They say unemployment runs in the family.

I disagree with Trump grounding Pelosi’s overseas trip using military aircraft. I’d have waited till she got there, then canceled her return trip.