Can ‘no collusion’ be cured with a colonoscopy? Asking for a friend.

the gathering Elk herd echo of a twig breaking beautiful thunder

Poor Thomas’ Almanac for January 17: Benjamin Franklin was born on this date in 1706. He’s known for inventing the ‘lightening rod.’ He would later become a lightening rod during the American Revolution.

Media speak: “Police shoots, kills man with ‘no active warrants,’” means an officer shot and killed innocent man.

The red Porsche was already moving faster than the posted speed limit, but Alan didn’t care as he pressed the accelerator to the floor. He wanted to see what the stolen car could do along the vacant flats of the Mohave Desert. Alan saw the briefest flash of black and white of a California Highway…

My wife says I’m not allowed to go to ‘gender reveal’ events after I took my pants off thinking we were playing some sort of party game.

Organizing guru Marie Kondo say it’s best to keep no more than 30 books in your home, but no one needs that sort of negativity.

UPDATE 2: Crescent City Police say Cramer returned home on her own and is safe. UPDATE 1: Cramer’s cellphone’s been tracked to an apartment complex on Gary Street in Crescent City. Police have been informed. No word yet if they’ve investigated this latest development. Your help’s needed in locating a missing and possibly endangered teen from…

“I’m tired of you,” he said, “Be gone.” I stared at him, not believing what he’d demanded. “Be gone!” he shouted. Without a word, I turned away from his reflection.

Nancy Pelosi had a group of illegal aliens arrested for camping on her property. Evidently, she doesn’t believe in ‘do as I say’ as much as she believes in ‘do as I say.’