Since the federal government is shutdown, I think I’ll go visit Area 51.

Convicted of butchering an abusive ‘John’ by slicing him open, placing a cheap wind-up clock in his bowels, Nanette crudely stitched him up, waiting to see if time heals all wounds. It doesn’t. Now she endures time, day-dreaming in nightmare-fashion, of that ‘final ten-foot’ of life. She lacks the knife, but in her minds-eye, she takes…

Name one corporation with 800-thousand non-essential employees on its payroll. And…go!

Ignorance breeds false moral superiority.

Nothing messes up a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

A new study finds that standing still while smirking and wearing a red hat causes no real harm.

A picture’s only worth a thousand words because everyone sees something different in it.

‘Smirking,’ is a Facecrime. Source: George Orwell’s ‘1984,’ coming true in a nation near you.

god made of metal fell down in a heaping crash so much for the ‘Tin Man’