The difference between men and women is that when she says, ‘Smell this…,’ it usually smells good.

Today’s goals: coffee and kindness, and my cup’s empty.

Tangled deep within sheets, blankets, bodies warm in slumber. There are the usual noises, but then there comes that eerie sound outside, wind blowing snow against the house, creaking lumber, so singular and out of sorts, only those in the know understand the angled blow isn’t done in harm, with its raking pound, which imagination…

The best way to watch the movie, ‘The Bird Box,’ is while wearing a blindfold.

When talking about results remember that the last thing to grow on a fruit tree is its fruit.

“Twenty-ninteen is gonna be a fierce year.” “How so?” “I’m finally gonna toss out all the rules and simply be true to myself.” “That doesn’t make any sense.” “It does, if you think about it. For years, I’ve been living with rules that do nothing but bog me down.” “Like what?” “Like not worrying about who the…

As a kid the dark use to scare me. Now, I’m afraid of the electric bill.

People who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by those who have nothing to say.

Dog’s can’t operate an MRI, but cat’s can. And that’s an altogether different story.

If after a long horseback ride, your butt hurts, your stirrups are too long; your knees hurt, stirrups are too short. But if everything hurts, they’re jus’ right.