UPDATE 2: Crescent City Police say Cramer returned home on her own and is safe. UPDATE 1: Cramer’s cellphone’s been tracked to an apartment complex on Gary Street in Crescent City. Police have been informed. No word yet if they’ve investigated this latest development. Your help’s needed in locating a missing and possibly endangered teen from…

“I’m tired of you,” he said, “Be gone.” I stared at him, not believing what he’d demanded. “Be gone!” he shouted. Without a word, I turned away from his reflection.

Nancy Pelosi had a group of illegal aliens arrested for camping on her property. Evidently, she doesn’t believe in ‘do as I say’ as much as she believes in ‘do as I say.’

Leaving Nome’s safety Through the pass — to the gold fields beyond Old Man Winter waits Jack London — Robert Service Could a pen be mightier than the sluice?

I don’t have ducks or rows. But I do have squirrels and they’re all over the place.

I can remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject. Now, if you mention Botox, no one raises an eyebrow.

Instead of spendng $5 billion to build a wall, let’s use the money to buy Mexico, renovate it, then flip it.

Sometimes, someone comes along making your heart race, leaving you sweaty and breathless. I call’em the police.

The woman won’t date guys who live with their parents, but will date one who lives with his wife.

Not to brag or anything, but I’m far more inappropriate in person.