My DNA results are back. They say unemployment runs in the family.

I disagree with Trump grounding Pelosi’s overseas trip using military aircraft. I’d have waited till she got there, then canceled her return trip.

Can ‘no collusion’ be cured with a colonoscopy? Asking for a friend.

the gathering Elk herd echo of a twig breaking beautiful thunder

Poor Thomas’ Almanac for January 17: Benjamin Franklin was born on this date in 1706. He’s known for inventing the ‘lightening rod.’ He would later become a lightening rod during the American Revolution.

Media speak: “Police shoots, kills man with ‘no active warrants,’” means an officer shot and killed innocent man.

The red Porsche was already moving faster than the posted speed limit, but Alan didn’t care as he pressed the accelerator to the floor. He wanted to see what the stolen car could do along the vacant flats of the Mohave Desert. Alan saw the briefest flash of black and white of a California Highway…

My wife says I’m not allowed to go to ‘gender reveal’ events after I took my pants off thinking we were playing some sort of party game.

Organizing guru Marie Kondo say it’s best to keep no more than 30 books in your home, but no one needs that sort of negativity.