Those who don’t study history are doomed to repeat it; those that do are doomed to watch helplessly.

Witnessing the intensity of human will animates the spirit.

“So what does the word apocryphal mean, Grandpa?” she asked. “That’s a mighty big word for 12-year-old to be chewin’ on.” “It’s one of my spellin’ words that I didn’t get a chance to look up ‘cuz Tommy was hoggin’ the only dictionary.” Grandpa paused to think. “Well, young lady, to answer your question and…

I’m having a 1970’s seniors moment: I can’t recall if I’m supposed to Take It To The Limit or have a Peaceful Easy Feeling.

A husband was following 20 feet behind his wife in a department store when he decided to check how well she could hear his voice. “Honey, can you hear me?” Nothing. He got closer and asked again, “Honey, can you hear me?” Again, nothing. This time he moved up right behind her and asked the…

You know life has grown boring when you find yourself getting pertified jus’ to go to Walmart.

With family coming for a visit, Nil’s wife decided that they should clean their guest room. That’s where Nils found some drawings he’d made years ago. “Poor ‘Joe the Cat,’” he sighed. “Must’ve been warning myself.” “Yeah, WTF is right!” “What the hell?” “Okay –this is frightening.” Nils chuckled, “Mirrors still aren’t my friend.” “I’d…

If the fiddle, with its ‘hour glass’ shape, had breasts — it would be the perfect music instrument.

You can tell a lot about a man by how a dog reacts to him. For instance, if the K-9 is biting him there could be a problem.

Having had enough of his grandson’s sitting around the house playing videos, the old man sent the boy to his son-in-law’s cow ranch to work for the summer. Evan thought of it as ‘forced labor.’ Slightly before midnight Evan was awaken and told he had to pull a two-hour shift, watching the cattle. Quickly dressing…