A husband was following 20 feet behind his wife in a department store when he decided to check how well she could hear his voice.
“Honey, can you hear me?”
Nothing.
He got closer and asked again, “Honey, can you hear me?”
Again, nothing.
This time he moved up right behind her and asked the same question, “Honey, can you hear me?”
This time she turned and looked him directly in the eyes and said, “For the third time, yes! Now — what do you want, dear?”
The Old Blog in the Desert 
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