• Pair from Crescent City Missing in Bay Area

    The Del Norte County Sheriff’s Office is asking for your help in locating a 32-year-old woman, who disappeared shortly after going to pick up a friend at a San Francisco, California hospital. Kimberly ‘Cheri’ Clifton-Madsen was last heard from February 1, 2019. Cheri is five-foot-nine-inches tall, weighs about 125 pounds, has shoulder length, blonde hair…

  • I used to live on the cutting-edge. Discovered it to be dull.

  • At one time, we only had the back of the cereal box to read during breakfast, not our smartphones.

  • Swan Dive

    The weather was sunny and warm, perfect for a swim in the creek. But John could only sit and watch as the other children joined in. His bedroom overlooked their old swimming hole. It had been years since any of the neighborhood kids swam there. As he watched, John smiled, enjoying the sight of the youngsters…

  • No one’s ever finished the question, “What Would Jack Daniel..?”

  • Whose the idiot that keeps shaking the snow globe? Whoever you are, set it down, leave it alone and let us thaw out!

  • Democrats in Virginia are into burning yearbooks. They need to destroy evidence of any ‘wrong doing’ while attending high school or college.

  • The Newly Wed

    It was a dark, but very clear night as the two of us stood alone on the tenement roof top. Bruce had very little to say as he was thinking. After three-months of marriage he was coming to regret his saying ‘I do.’ Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do for him, as this was…

  • Humor is the art of pointing out societies ills in such a way that even a Communist will laugh.

  • When you hear thunder, you think lightning, not Zebras.