Of course They show Coltish behavior! It’s in Their nature. Where did You get Your degree Again And in What? You wasted Your money And time. After all What can One expect From baby horsies — Perfect diction? Oh, Nay, nay!

All the whores called the town bully, ‘Big Al.’ Not because of the 44-caliber hog-leg he wore on his hip, but because of the ‘turkey neck’ that dangled between those hips. His ‘turkey neck,’ as he loved to call it, was nearly a foot-long and almost as thick as a mason jar. When fully erect,…

He sits quietly in his empty bedroom, awaiting the mid-sun and his soul’s darker twin. Life has been rough; fire nearly destroyed his home, rain, snow, flooding cut his roadway access and finally the loss of his meager job. No support beyond her private world, he faces a blank and newly white-washed wall, once filled…

If people really gave a fuck — you could get laid everyday of the year.

As my circle grows smaller, my vision grows clearer.

UPDATE: Reno police report that Brandon has been found safe and is back with his family. Reno police are asking for your help in locating a missing and endangered teen. Fourteen-year-old Brandon Shealy Jr. was last seen on March 1 around 4:30pm on Lone Desert Drive in the Stead area. Brandon is 5’ 11” tall, 210…

Like the horse said, “You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can’t make them think.”

Speaking Crow came easy. He’d been doing it since a fledgling. And early on, he taught himself how to talk Turkey. Now he wants to learn the language of the Raven. He loves the idea of the challenge – keeping his neuropath-ways sharp. “Besides,” Corvus caw-cawed loudly, “It’ll throw those humans, who study birds, ornithologists,…

Oh, great — more rain and here I was afraid I wouldn’t get to use my inflatable ark.

If all the things the media accuse President Trump of were true, he’d damn near qualify to be a Democrat.