• WP Developers, et. al., too Stupid for Own Smart

    Here’s the thing for me…I don’t want to make money off a website. I already get paid for reporting the news in two newspapers. I jus’ wanna share what else I write. Tried both Substack and Wix, and both are difficult for a non-computer/software/whateverthehellyouwannacallit sixty-something but came to a grinding halt when I became bogged…

  • Substack Still Subpar

    Substack is as difficult for me as it was when it first hit the market some five years ago. It is not a place I feel inclined to use because of the difficulties. While I did post something there, I could not publish it because there was no button to do so. It does make…

  • Soda Popped

    For the second time in my experience, I used a soda to defend myself and others. Because of it, I missed my radio shift as I had to answer John Law’s questions and fill out his report. Having forgotten to grab a soda pop for later, I stopped at the corner mart to purchase one.…

  • CDC Releases COVID Vaccine Data

    This is very personal for me… The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and Prevention have finally released its Proportional Reporting Ratio results identifying symptoms showing adverse responses to the government-mandated COVID-19 vaccination. These symptoms include individual illnesses: appendicitis, *Bell’s palsy, blood clots, cardiac valve incompetency, chest pain, **Kawasaki’s disease, myocarditis, pericarditis, pericardial and pleural effusion,…

  • Preacher Jones’ New Teeth

    Preacher Jones got a new set of pearly whites. That Sunday, the preacher could only sermonize for ten minutes because his false teeth were so painful. The Sunday morning next, he spoke for just five minutes. The third week after getting his new dentures, Preacher Jones went to the pulpit and preached for two hours…

  • Snow, Touching Memories

    New falling snow brings Comfort, brings quiet. Silence grows at each Flakes resting light. Sound echoes in mind Of lost childhood things.

  • Bully, bully

    Guess if I bully a bully, that makes me a bully too. If he had used one of the 16 available gas pumps instead of calling the woman an ‘idiot’ and ‘brain-damaged’ because she didn’t pull forward, I wouldn’t have bullied the bully, calling him “a little man in a large body with a big…

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “The ‘@’ symbol reminds me of an asshole.”

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “Replacing the ‘w’ in what, where, and when with a ‘t,’ answers those questions.”

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “With eggs and toilet paper so expensive, kids today will never know the joy of egging or toilet papering a house.”