My Cousin Elmo says, “I can’t wait to set my clocks back so I can get an extra hour of unable to sleep.”

Barbie never liked being told what to do. By the time she was in high school, she had become openly rebellious toward authority. Along with her challenging nature, Barbie also tended to be a bit of a wallflower. She had little use for socializing and the other silly things teenagers did. One afternoon, the Home…

Here is the complete list of Nevada political candidates and incumbents on the ballot this election who are receiving money from George Soros’ Open Democracy Pac (opendemocracypac.com) Aaron Ford, Attorney General Cisco Aguilar, Secretary of State Darryl James Lackey, County Clerk, Nye County Edwin Willard Lyngar, Commissioner, Washoe County, District 5 James B. Gibson, Commissioner,…

It was around 11 p.m., and I was out at the refuge doing a few chores that I hadn’t been able to get done earlier before darkness fell. I also hadn’t the time to set up my latest gadget, a trail camera. After completing my chores, I took a couple of minutes to hang the…

My Cousin Elmo says, “I’m at that point in my life where running errands counts as going out.”

“I wouldn’t survive one of those Halloween slasher movies,” my wife said when she got home. “I heard tapping on the window above my desk. Then I saw someone wearing a ‘Michael Myers’ mask.” “‘Did someone get locked out?’ I thought,” she said. “So I went to check. No one. That’s when I discovered I…

Marcella Marie Dennison, 60, of Wakeman, Ohio, passed away on October 22, 2022. Marcy, as she was better known, was born on June 25, 1962, to Ted and Madge Dennison (nee Greyeyes) in Reno, Nevada, joining her sister, Cheryl Renee. In 1965 the family relocated to Crescent City, California, where Ted and Madge divorced. Later,…

My Cousin Elmo says, “I had the slowest, rudest and nastiest cashier today. I’m done using the the self-checkout.”

In her British accent, Texas asked Bishop, as he paid Helene for the cup of coffee, “How long should I keep mums outside in these colder temperature?” Bishop wrinkling his face, said, “I wouldn’t leave your mom outside, ever.” “Not mum,” Texas shot back, “Mums!” Bishop took a sip of coffee, rolled his eyes, and…

CORRECTION: In tiny print is the address 1630 S. Commerce St., Las Vegas, Nev., 89102 — home to Culinary Workers Union Local 226…so not only dishonest but a misdirect… Every day until Tue., Nov. 8, we will be bombarded with political mailers and ads in Nevada. I generally throw them away without ever looking at…