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“So, what is it that ails me?” he asked the doctor nervously.

“It appears that your immune system has been compromised,” the doctor answered.

“What does that mean?”

It means your immune system is so weak that it cannot fight off diseases.”

“Am I going to die, then?”

“Not unless you get a cold or the flu.”

There was a long pause before he asked the doctor, “Any idea how this happened?”

“I think so, but it isn’t a popular opinion.”

“Screw opinion. I want to know.”

“Okay, I do have a question before I continue.”

“Okay.”

“Have you been intiment with anyone that has recieved a COVID vaccine?”

“Yes, my wife. Two shots and a booster.”

“I hate to tell you this, but if she’s the only woman you’ve had sexual intercourse with, like HIV/AIDS, then she infected you with the genome used to create the vaccine.”

He stood up and shouted, “What?!”

“Please calm down, It isn’t her fault.”

“This is the first time I’m hearing about this.”

“Yes, I know,” the doctor said patiently, “There are many things the media and our government are not telling people. Now sit down as I write out a treatment plan.”