Preacher Jones got a new set of pearly whites.
That Sunday, the preacher could only sermonize for ten minutes because his false teeth were so painful. The Sunday morning next, he spoke for just five minutes.
The third week after getting his new dentures, Preacher Jones went to the pulpit and preached for two hours and 43 minutes. Worried he had worked himself into a frenzy, his parishioners dragged him from the pulpit.
When one man asked what happened, Preacher Jones answered, “I accidentally put my wife’s dentures in this morning, and I haven’t been able to stop talking ever since.”
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