Tom Darby

I came, I saw, I forgot, returned twice, still can’t remember.
Life can become confusing when you realize the French are smarter than Californian’s when it comes to taxation.
After the Apple’s Blossom

“Look,” Terrence said to his mother, “A story in grandpa’s handwriting!” “Oh, my!” she responded as Terrence sat down at the nearby desk and started reading, while his mother continued to organize boxes filled with her dead father’s things. It was a story about a husband murdering his wife because she was too nice, then…
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Does being good at being naughty count for anything at Christmas? Asking for a friend.
What Mom Said

“No spitting!’ Mom says, adding, “If it’s in your mouth, you swallow,” after the little boy spat his food out onto his plate. Dad’s shoots her a look, eyebrows raised. She warns him with a growl, “Shut up…”
That Poe Raven

“Oh, those news broadcasts,” Cried the Raven from my TV satellite, “’Never more’ I said!”
I love breasts — chicken, turkey and women’s.
Q: What did the Marine Corps Sniper says to his Spotter as he looked through his rifle’s scope? A: “I see dead people.”
While I can mark myself safe from the Christmas song, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” I can’t mark myself safe from the snow or the shovel.

After the Apple’s Blossom