A little boy was sitting on Santa’s lap when the Jolly Old Elf asked him, “What do you want for Christmas?” Without hesitating the boy answered, “A train set!” “You know your dad will want to play with it too,” Santa told the child before asking, “Is there anything else you want for Christmas?” The…

Nothing finds grammatical and spelling errors faster than a posting to Facebook.

I try not to be too open minded because when I am, my brain leaks out.

Social media is going to finish the job Nimrod began.

It’s easy being me. But the other voices in my head? Not so much.

With enough whiskey even a rhino begins to look like a unicorn.

I’m still trying to figure out which one of my ancestors pee’d in the family gene pool.

The French government’s about to demonstrate why the Second Amendment is so important to Americans.