My stomach IS flat — it’s jus’ that the ‘L’ is silent.

I ate so much turkey on Thanksgiving day that when I fell asleep, I thought I was going to wake up on Christmas morning.  

She walked over to the popcorn maker in the waiting area and got herself a bag. She also poured herself a cup of coffee. As she did this, I took the opportunity to check her out. I’d seen her sitting at one of the tables doing what I believe was some sort of school work.…

So, I took my wife’s car in to have the tires rotated. It was a two-hour wait. “No problem,” I said as I held up the book I had with me. My plan was to sit quietly and read, but the kids in the waiting area had other plans. Instead, I walked across the parking…

A pharmacist employed at the corner drug store came to work only to find a guy leaning against a nearby wall. Curious, he asks the newly hired clerk, “So, what’s up with that guy?” The new clerk responds, “Well, he came in this morning to get something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the…

She knocked politely on the door and waited. Something move in the peripheral of her right eye, but when she turned her head to look, nothing was there. “Hello,” the woman said as she opened the door, “You must be Amelia, here about the maid job.” “Yes, ma’am.” “Well, come on in. My name is…

Having lost my parents, my only brother and a sister, I tend to feel deeply for friends and family who suffer the passing of a family member. There is so much to do when a loved one dies, that the normal activities in life can feel overwhelming.  And since I’m unable to be present and act as…

Charlie sat on the bench in the Walmart waiting to pick up his medication. Next to him sat an elderly lady, well older than Charlie, and she was a chatter-box. He patiently listen as the woman talked about her life and all the exciting adventures she’d lived through. But what she mostly talked about was…

The dig was going along swimmingly for the old archaeologist. Soon, he’d have all the answers to the age-old question that science struggled with for eons: where did man come from? Professor Horatio Goldfarb jus’ didn’t know it yet. Evolution had long ago hypothesized that Homo Sapiens descended from monkeys or apes. ‘Old Farb,’ as…