“Forever together,” he glared as he squeezed the trigger. The bullet ripped through my face but failed to kill or render me immediately unconscious. So I heard the gun discharge a second time and his body drop hard to the linoleum beside me. When I woke, I had the nastiest headache and foul taste in…

My Cousin Elmo says, “My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.”

Stopping only long enough to take a picture, I turned around to find my party had moved further into the cave. My attempt to follow their direction was met with a fork in the path. Left or right; I chose right. After a while, I decided I’d taken the wrong path. It was then that…

How to remember to spell the word ‘psychotherapist’ — psycho-the-rapist.

Used to be we had to go to the circus to see a tattooed lady — now we can go to Walmart.

Everything was fine until tragic event/nothing happened. It was normal. Until I found a mild curiosity. I asked insert friend/family member and they didn’t know anything about it. I explored further and found more mysteries/monster. If anyone knows anything about this please tell me/ it is still out there.

“You really don’t want me to quit.” “Yes, I do.” “No – I promise you, you wouldn’t like me.” “I don’t like you when you’re drinking!” “I know, but that person’s a far better one than I am without alcohol.” “I don’t believe you – you’re jus’ making up excuses to drink.” “No – I’ve…

It’s not pulling the sword from stone that’s difficult, it’s putting it back after learning about the crap that comes with possessing the damned thing.

Having jus’ finished taking my shower, I dried off and rehung my towel. I walked across the carpet entering the walk-in closet and reached for the string-cord leading to the single bulb. There was a sudden and bright pop. I did my best to blink away the little dots that flooded my eyesight. That’s when…