Quit Drinking

“You really don’t want me to quit.”

“Yes, I do.”

“No – I promise you, you wouldn’t like me.”

“I don’t like you when you’re drinking!”

“I know, but that person’s a far better one than I am without alcohol.”

“I don’t believe you – you’re jus’ making up excuses to drink.”

“No – I’ve only one reason to drink.”

“Yeah, what’s that?”

“You know the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?”

“What of it?”

“I’m the opposite of those two and because I’ve been drinking, I’m Mr. Hyde.”

“You’re full of shit!”

“Okay, I’ll stop drinking – but remember — I warned you.”