• Fella said his wife was an Angel that fell from Heaven. Ruined it by reminding him that’s also the Devil’s backstory.

  • I feel like a chocolate Easter bunny — hollow inside.

  • The Falling Off

    It’s been one of those mornings. Up early to take care of some outside chores before the heat becomes intolerable, but that isn’t what’s made this morning so frustrating. First, I got out my favorite coffee cup and poured some java in it. I picked it up and the handle simply fell off, splashing hot…

  • All political jokes are in bad taste because all politician’s are in taste bad.

  • I’d tell you a COVID-19 joke, but there’s a 99.62-percent chance you won’t get it.

  • A Reason to Write a Few Political Jokes

    Now that Joe Biden’s picked Kamala Harris as his running mate, let the joke making begin. And I’ll start: New campaign names: Joe Kamaltoe 2020 Twit and Twat 2020 Creep and C*nt 2020 Sniff and Blow, 2020 Pee Pads and Knee Pads, 2020 Perv and Prost, 2020 Joe and Hoe, 2020 New campaign slogans: “Together,…

  • Mark

    her doe eyes glisten ruby red lips narrow i get up from my seat toss down three bucks for our coffees i walk out of the diner never looking back she did not say a thing what could she say she had done exactly what i expected her to do it was a hustle after…

  • One A.M. Wants

    herecomesthatpoorolddogagainfortheumpteenthtimetoenailstappingoutatattoo onthewoodenfloorallIonlywanttodoissleepallhewantsisscratchedbehindhisears

  • Look at a US map and you will see how Montana looks like Joe Biden sniffing Idaho.

  • Dark Days

    Since returning from Crescent City, California, I’ve found myself with a strange case of writers block. Strange, because I still keep my journal and I write lengthy notes, but I’m not writing words worth the sharing. Meanwhile there’s a billion words swirling about my head like the multitudes of high-desert stars. And though they’re all…