• The Housewife’s Dream

    The middle-aged woman wandered up and down the ragged beach, a place so forlorn and uninviting, that others, even locals, often refused to go there. Her bare feet pressed into the blackish sand as the waves crashed in to the rocky shoreline. He had driven her there, and now he watched helplessly as she rushed…

  • Fact: Women spend more time wondering what men think about then men actually spend thinking.

  • Taco Time

    Officer James Herrod pulled into a parking spot about 30 feet from the food truck and picked up the microphone: “Robert One-18 to dispatch.” “Dispatch,” a voice from the radio spoke, “Go Robert One-18.” “Yes, dispatch I’ll be 10-7 at the corner of Main and Third.” “10-4, Robert One-18, have a good lunch.” “Roger and…

  • In a Flash

    Monday comes and it is already Friday. This month is over and the year is up. Many years are gone, leaving nothing, Where waiting for later is loss of time. So take full advantage of what is left It is already too late for the going back.

  • The Perfect Solution

    The battleship gray door was locked, possibly barred from the inside. And since it was a metal door, listed as fire proof, it was going to be hard for Steve to breech it. It wasn’t the sign on the thick thing that read, “Meet the person responsible for your life.” No, he believed that the…

  • Joe Biden is so close to picking a female vice-presidential running mate, that he can smell her.

  • At least during the 1918 pandemic they still had cocaine in their soda.

  • Driven

    A Xerox copy of a handwritten letter sent anonymously and without a date, via the US postal service, to the newspaper I used to work for, but never taken seriously: “All I did was step off trail long enough to empty my bladder and now, I’m lost. Where Andy and Ryan went, I don’t know…

  • A single sperm supposedly has 37-and-a-half megabytes of DNA information in it, which means a normal ejaculation could represents a data transfer of around 1,587 gigabytes in about four seconds, and that’s a lot of information to swallow.

  • Metal Folding Chair

    It was reassuring that the restroom was the same as it had been all those years ago when he was a student. “Well, maybe the toilets have been changed out,” he smile, “but at least the water still rotates left-to-right when flushed. It was one of only two restrooms – and still labeled ‘boys,’ the…