A Reason to Write a Few Political Jokes

Now that Joe Biden’s picked Kamala Harris as his running mate, let the joke making begin. And I’ll start:

New campaign names:
Joe Kamaltoe 2020
Twit and Twat 2020
Creep and C*nt 2020
Sniff and Blow, 2020
Pee Pads and Knee Pads, 2020
Perv and Prost, 2020
Joe and Hoe, 2020

New campaign slogans:
“Together, We’ll Blow It.”
“Together, We’ll pass the sniff test.”
“Why One Knee When Two are Better.”
“Two Hands are Better Than One.”
“Jill Knows Best.”

New sponsors:
Nike knee pads
Depends

And finally, when asked about being selected, Harris answered like Biden, saying, “I’ve never kissed a toucan or parrot, but I have a cock-or-two.”

Remember, I’m a professional joke-writer, so please don’t attempt this at home, but feel free to share.