Let’s close down the media for 30 days and watch 80-percent of our problems, fears and political disassociations go away.

The un-concentration camp is the perfect concentration camp solution and they don’t even have to sweat train schedules.

Free association writing time…again…

The trail was supposed to be well marked with a series of red arrows pointing the way to the meeting area. But a rain storm caught up in a wind storm had blown many of the markers down or left them dangling haphazardly from the trees on which they’d been affixed.

That’s how the trio of women became lost. Using the democratic system of voting rather than common sense as taught years ago by ‘Blue Bird’ troops everywhere, the elected to move on, to see if they might find their way out of the woods.

By dark, they were so far off course that they, again via the democratic system of three to nothing, the stop for the night and seek shelter amid some toppled trees. The darkness proved to be a long nightmare as none of the three were able to really sleep, the crack, the crunch, the snapping of twigs left them awake and frightened.

Come sunrise, exhausted and hungry, they each crawled stiffly from their places and greeted the warmth of a new day with lengthy stretches and big yawns. Each was happy to have survived the nighttime and though bone-weary were ready to struggle through the coming day.

“Hey, look down there,” one cried out. She had slipped away for a minute or two in order to relieve herself.

The other two rushed to her side. Down the steep but muddy and somewhat treacherous slope was the lodge from which they had left on their hike the day before.

“So, let’s put it to a vote,” one said, before asking, “Do we go straight down the hillside or should we go find the trail back?”

The women raised their hands.

Nothing like hearing the gurgle of water as it drains from the coffee maker and then realizing you forgot to put the pot under the drip and not a drop to drink.

Saw on Twitter that Chaka Khan is trending, but couldn’t figure why. So I googled her name. Lo and behold, she’s still alive.

Obey ‘social distancing’ because facial recognition software doesn’t work properly when people are too close to each other. COVID demands it!

The problem with all golf courses is the fact that they are a perfect waste of a gun range.

A lot of people are alive only because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

Which one sold out faster? Bernie Sanders or toilet paper.

I can hardly wait for this COVID-19 stuff to be over, so I can go back to ‘social distancing,’ done my way.