“Not that I’m excusing his/her behavior…” means you’ve found a behavior that you think needs excusing.

He’d pulled the short-straw this morning. Instead of resupplying the elk camp on the other side of the peak, he had to play tour-guide to a bunch of city-folk dandies looking to experience the ‘western life-style,’ or whatever the hell the working-ranches’ brochure said. Johnson looked at the group of strangers as they gathered near…

Shhh…don’t tell AAlexandria Ocasio Cortez, who says cow farts cause global warming, that her bright red lipstick contains cow fat.

I’d kick insomnia’s ass — unfortunately it’s pretty tight with karma.

The real skill behind writing humor is to find that ‘common ground,’ then exploiting the hell out of it.

how much is too much? so how much is not enough? depends on the message.

My wife said she bought me a Dove bar. Turns out it wasn’t candy but soap.

We should each allow ourselves the gift of writing as if we were completely anonymous.

Most men are capable of doing ‘stupid’ all by themselves — but it’s nice to have the company.

circumspect is the man unwilling and wary of risk stone has greater soul