Good men do exist — we’re jus’ ugly.

My friend’s getting married for a second time and again, I’m his best man. So, I’m thinking of opening my toast with, “Welcome back, everyone…”

“Whoa,” Ellis complained, “I certainly tied one on last night.” “Yeah, we know,” stated Perkins, “Saw you in all of your glory, too and I know I speak for all the other fellas when I say ‘we’re glad you got some clothes on this morning.’” The other six men in the bunk house laughed, as…

The three men stood in the doorway, watching Jodi return on foot, looking like he’d been in a fight. “What happened to you?” “Where’s your horse?” “It was the bull, wasn’t it?” “Harmless and docile, my ass! If I’d of had my pistol, I’d of shot that maniacal son-of-a-bitch!” Jodi stated, “It came charging out…

Nobody ever blames the gun when a cop shoots someone.

It took a year, but my patience has paid off — my truck clock is correct once again.

The only man who ever really had to worry about ‘change,’ was Adam. After all, he fell asleep and when he woke up, he was married to Eve.

There are two types of men: those that go to the driving range and those who go to the shooting range.

Who says I have a short attention…BOOBS!

The same people who complained when CNN’s Jim Acosta’s press pass was pulled have banned the entire FOX network from their events.