If the fiddle, with its ‘hour glass’ shape, had breasts — it would be the perfect music instrument.

You can tell a lot about a man by how a dog reacts to him. For instance, if the K-9 is biting him there could be a problem.

Having had enough of his grandson’s sitting around the house playing videos, the old man sent the boy to his son-in-law’s cow ranch to work for the summer. Evan thought of it as ‘forced labor.’ Slightly before midnight Evan was awaken and told he had to pull a two-hour shift, watching the cattle. Quickly dressing…

Of course They show Coltish behavior! It’s in Their nature. Where did You get Your degree Again And in What? You wasted Your money And time. After all What can One expect From baby horsies — Perfect diction? Oh, Nay, nay!

All the whores called the town bully, ‘Big Al.’ Not because of the 44-caliber hog-leg he wore on his hip, but because of the ‘turkey neck’ that dangled between those hips. His ‘turkey neck,’ as he loved to call it, was nearly a foot-long and almost as thick as a mason jar. When fully erect,…

He sits quietly in his empty bedroom, awaiting the mid-sun and his soul’s darker twin. Life has been rough; fire nearly destroyed his home, rain, snow, flooding cut his roadway access and finally the loss of his meager job. No support beyond her private world, he faces a blank and newly white-washed wall, once filled…

If people really gave a fuck — you could get laid everyday of the year.

As my circle grows smaller, my vision grows clearer.

UPDATE: Reno police report that Brandon has been found safe and is back with his family. Reno police are asking for your help in locating a missing and endangered teen. Fourteen-year-old Brandon Shealy Jr. was last seen on March 1 around 4:30pm on Lone Desert Drive in the Stead area. Brandon is 5’ 11” tall, 210…

Like the horse said, “You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can’t make them think.”