• Fade

    https://soundcloud.com/tom-darby-79984072/fade There is a road you must know, living in my home town, Called Redwood Drive, it will take you both up or down. No street lamps along the way, in helping you to get by. Turn east off Highway 101, a fire station to your left side, An old church at the end, homes…

  • Christopher Sean David, 2000-2019

    Christopher is my biological child. Below is the original obituary as written by his loving family… On Saturday, March 16, 2019, our beloved Christopher Sean David passed from this life surrounded by his family at Kalispell Regional Medical Center. He was born on Dec. 13, 2000, in Reno, Nevada, to Christine Mattingly Hesselman. On June…

  • Bubba, the Albino Brown Bear

    Time and again, Bubba the albino Brown Bear found himself being ‘rescued’ by some group of hapless humans and removed from his comfortable woodland habitat. And every time, he’d wake up to find himself alone and pissed-off, posited in the freezing cold clime of the polar ice cap. And every time, Joe screamed, “FUUUUUCK! Not…

  • While I love wearing my bib-overalls, my wife says she wouldn’t be caught dead in a pair. Guess what she’s going to be buried in?

  • She told me that I looked like Ernest Hemingway. I immediately wanted to shoot myself.

  • Glorious Mourning

    He had awaken before the sun came up as was his usual routine. He sat at the computer catching up on the news from late yesterday and into the current morning, followed by writing, watching to videos and listening to short podcasts. Shortly after that certain golden orb made itself known, Brexley retreated to the…

  • Some folk are like fog. When they disappears, it’s a brighter day.

  • I found a whip, mask and handcuffs in my wife’s dresser drawer…I can’t belive it…I’m married to a superhero!

  • That whichs frightens me, makes the better written story, for I know it best and it knows me better.

  • I’m not ugly – but I do have ‘severe appearance deficit.’