Bubba, the Albino Brown Bear

Time and again, Bubba the albino Brown Bear found himself being ‘rescued’ by some group of hapless humans and removed from his comfortable woodland habitat. And every time, he’d wake up to find himself alone and pissed-off, posited in the freezing cold clime of the polar ice cap.

And every time, Joe screamed, “FUUUUUCK! Not again!”