It’s gonna be a weird week starting with a time change, followed by a full moon and ending with a Friday the 13th. And we’ll all be doing it without toilet paper and hand-sanitizer.  So may the force be with us.

To the person who stole my anti-depressants, I hope you’re happy!

Sometimes you gotta feed a person bullshit to see who it is they’ll run to and tell.

I asked the kid behind the counter at McDonald’s if the Shamrock Shakes were made with fresh shamrocks. He had to go and ask the manager. The manage said ‘yes.’

https://soundcloud.com/sierra-tom-darby/in-20200304 After finding a low mesa on which to get a better view of the land, Brady unsaddled his exhausted mount and wiped him down. In the distance he could see the movement of more large beasts, while overhead giant winged creatures that resembled disjointed bats, glided along, casting shadows across the desert-scape. Brady could…

Suddenly, there were lights flashing in my rear view mirror and soon a female state trooper walked up to my window, demanding, “License, insurance and registration, please.” I handed them to her before she asked, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” “No idea, ma’am,” I answered. “Distracted driving – using your cellphone while…

My shoelaces are my nemesis.

He sat at his desk the morning following a nights-long bender, looking upset. “What’s the matter,” his wife asked, “Hungover? “Not at all,” he answered, “I wrote an entire novella last night.” “But you looking like someone died – I’d think you’d be happy?” “You’d think.” “Then what’s the problem?” “I wrote it all over…

Things have change yet again for me, as I slip from unemployment to working day-shift, making writing for eight-hours a day nearly unattainable. With that being said, I have struggled over the last week to bring daily stories to this blog. My intention is to at least get a couple hours in everyday after work,…

If I gotta stand in a bread line because you voted for Bernie, jus’ know I’m gonna beat your ass and take your bread, too.