It might seem a tad-bit paranoid, but last night, my dogs did their best to scared me half-to-death. As I laid in bed later, I imagined their conversation going something like this: “I’m kinda bored,” thinks Yaeger, “Wanna freak the old man out?” “Yeah, but how?” Buddy asks in silence. “Jus’ follow my lead,” Yaeger…

“Have you ever seen a werewolf smile,” the old man stated matter-of-factly. No one in the crowded watering hole spoke a word, not even the 20-something he held pinned against the bar. “That’s right,” he growled menacingly to the young punk who had been picking at him, “And you don’t want too, either.” Once released,…

My wife says I’m getting so fat I might soon need a girth certificate.

He had earned an ‘A’ in science because of what he now deemed his pet. Not much bigger than a pinhead when taken from the pond, the amoeba had grown to nearly an inch and was in need of a new jar. Unfortunately for Ryan Brown, he found the jar a little too late as…

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think this must be a typo.”

With my wife out of town, nothing on the tube, and a case of insomnia, I decided to go for a drive. Soon, I pulled into the store where group of radio stations had once stood. While standing at the register, the woman behind the counter asked, “So, what brings you out at this time…

Brady had not seen Duncan Amen for nearly three months, not since the first snows began to touch the low desert. The man was a rarity around Beowawe, not of any Nevada tribe, but from far north in Canada, where the winters were said to whisper instead of howl. His presence alone was strange enough…

Man with Coronavirus seeks woman with Lyme Disease.

The sky was a darker pallet of stars now, and he had no way of knowing how long he’d lain at the base of the hill. In fact, Bobby Davis was slow to recall how in the world he’s come to to be there in the first place. Reflecting as hard as he could, all…

“Hey, the program for recording sound is on the fritz,” Tom told Chief-slacker. “Okay, I’ll be there in a few minutes,” Slacker said, hanging up the phone. Half-an-hour later Slacker arrived and went immediately to work to fix the problem. It took him two-hours and several reboots of the computer to finally get the system…