She followed her Grandpa into the woods behind his home. She’d never been allowed to go there, but at seven-years-old, she was a big girl now. He had told her the name of the forest as they stepped onto the trail that lead through the tall Redwoods, but it was so hard to say, she…

I can’t be the only person doing their best to avoid one of those bald spots a baby gets from laying around all day.

Thinking that a homemade clothe face mask is going to stop a virus is like believing your underwear will stop the smell of a fart.

Please pray for my wife. She’s not sick or anything, she’s jus’ married to me.

Before there was Netflix’s ‘The Tiger King,’ there was Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot.

If gas prices go any lower, the oil companies may have to start laying off members of Congress.

An old joke, reworked… A blonde teen, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.…

This is not a recession — it’s a state government-imposed shutdown of the private sector.

Oddly, your fingers have tips, but your toes do not and yet you can tiptoe, but you can’t tipfinger. Go figure.

fucking state unemployment system overwhelmed for fucking hours still finally i lost it whatever it was with no intention of getting it back it is what it fucking be