• Not Again!

    Woke up un-sexy, again.

  • Bird Boxed

    It’s now recommended that we also wear blindfolds to prevent us ourselves from seeing what is really going on.

  • No Fault Settlement

    COVID-19 isn’t Trump’s fault, like Ebola wasn’t Obama’s fault and SARS wasn’t Bushes and only a handful of Herpes cases were Clinton’s fault.

  • Bye-Bye Birdie

    Let’s close down the media for 30 days and watch 80-percent of our problems, fears and political disassociations go away.

  • Power, Power, Power

    The un-concentration camp is the perfect concentration camp solution and they don’t even have to sweat train schedules.

  • Pure Democracy

    Free association writing time…again… The trail was supposed to be well marked with a series of red arrows pointing the way to the meeting area. But a rain storm caught up in a wind storm had blown many of the markers down or left them dangling haphazardly from the trees on which they’d been affixed.…

  • Coffee, Coffee, Everywhere

    Nothing like hearing the gurgle of water as it drains from the coffee maker and then realizing you forgot to put the pot under the drip and not a drop to drink.

  • Trending Now

    Saw on Twitter that Chaka Khan is trending, but couldn’t figure why. So I googled her name. Lo and behold, she’s still alive.

  • Obey, Obey, Obey

    Obey ‘social distancing’ because facial recognition software doesn’t work properly when people are too close to each other. COVID demands it!

  • Fore!

    The problem with all golf courses is the fact that they are a perfect waste of a gun range.