Socialism, instituted peacefully, governs violently. Liberty, won violently, governs peaceably.

She simply ‘popped out’ of nowhere. Henry Wagner was so shocked, he was unable to speak at first. “You saw that, huh?” she asked. “Yes,” Henry answered, “And now you’re gonna microwave my brain or something, make me forget?” “No, that’s only in the movies. We never worry about someone seeing us because people are…

When Jackson was a kid, he was going to save the world. He did know how, he didn’t know when, he jus’ knew that it was his destiny. Unfortunately, he couldn’t, didn’t save the world. Worse yet, he couldn’t even save himself. Jackson died yesterday, next to a dumpster in an unnamed ally, of old…

dead birds on the street blue whale beaches himself we are quarantined

“I don’t wanna wear a mask when I go out,” he said. “But you have to do it to protect other peoples lives,” she retorted. “You mean like how you aborted your baby last year?” he asked. “Hey, my body, my choice,” she screamed. “Exactly!” he snorted.

Really wanna feel invisible — write what you believe to be a good story and post it everywhere — then sit back and watch your work being randomly ignored. It’s really that simple.

Wanna hear a COVID-19 joke? You probably won’t get it.

It was 1979, early spring, and San Antonio, Texas was already dry, hot and dusty. I was 18-years-old, sweaty and on my own for the first time in my short life and the furthest I’d ever been from home after having joined the US Air Force. Somehow I’d managed to wrangle a weekend pass and…

Until this friggin’ quarantine is over, I’m only telling inside jokes.

While flying around your home during this time of quarantine, social distancing and isolation, do not forget to log your correct destination prior to, during or following landing: Living Room –LVG Dining Room — DNG Kitchen — KTN Bath Room — BTH Master Bedroom — MBR Child’s Bedroom — CBR Guest Bedroom — GBR Office…