• If I got rid of everything made in China that is in my home, I wonder how naked would I be?

  • Sheep Dip

    In order to create ‘herd immunity’ in sheep, they are brought together, not separated. To create ‘herd immunity’ in ‘sheeple,’ (sheep + people = sheeple) they must be separated for their ‘own good.’

  • If

    A Crowned Lady Parades sadly Through cities, Into hills, And valleys, Beyond the Southern Cross. She prays fervently And all I do is Touch my forehead, My stomach My shoulders. Up to down, Left and right, As if condemned. Perhaps I should Be more afraid But strangely I find myself calm Or the waking dead.…

  • I need a couple of new imaginary friends. My old ones are under quarantine.

  • “Jolene” + start singing “Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chloriiiiine… Please don’t drink it just because you can.”

  • Tacos, Tapatío and Terror

    It came to me as a high, whining sound, the kind of sound that only a dying jet engine can make as it falls to earth. I had jus’ stepped out of a business when I heard it, looked up and watched as a T-38 Talon trainer came rocketing vertically into the center of the…

  • While trying to think outside of the box, I learned that I am the box.

  • There’s never been a vaccine developed that can kill a virus — not even for the common cold. Let that sink in…

  • The Touch-up Artist

    An artist, that’s all Paul wanted to be ever since he could remember. All throughout school, kindergarten to twelfth grade, he turned out pieces of work, from paintings and drawings to sculptures, that ‘wowed’ everyone. That was over four decades ago, when they said he’d be the one to go places, setting the art world’s…

  • If you divide the year 2020 by five, you get 404, an error message, proving there is a glitch in the matrix.