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My wife said the broom was giving her blisters. I told her to drive next time. I’m scheduled to die from COVID-19 jus’ a soon as she’s finished sweeping the floor.
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The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far
Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s 39-year-old daughter Ashley wrote in her journal that she “was probably molested,” including taking a shower with her father (Joe) as a pre-teen or young teenager. The screen-grab, from National File, said that there exists an audio recording of Ashley admitting this is her diary. Fortunately for her and her…
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I always carry a stone with me during October and November, so I can throw it at anyone singing Christmas songs before December. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
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Purge to Pipe to Pedophilia
It’s being reveal that the Obama-Biden administration may have sold out as many as 60 CIA operatives to the Communist Party of China (CCP.) The New York Times report this in May 2017, five years after the purge occurred, which could explain why the hard drives were held by the FBI for so many months.…
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The Press Openly Hides Facts
There is plenty of information ‘hidden in plain sight,’ when one understands how to ‘decode’ the media’s path to the ‘truth.’ Taken from newspaper reports over several years, federal records and financial documents show Hunter Biden’s businesses didn’t only benefit from foreign cash, they also got tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer-backed subsidies and…
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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. Spend half-a-minute in my head. That’ll freak you the hell-out
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Fact Checking the Fact Checkers
Public records indicate that Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi’s son Paul Pelosi Jr. served as President and COO of the Ukraine oil company, Viscoil and Executive for NRG Lab and Research. At the time Viscoil was under investigation for securities fraud and for allegedly hiding the fact that the company was controlled by felons.…
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Face Plant
Early this morning, about 2 a.m., my bladder nudged me awake, complaining it was full. So I roll out of bed, letting my feet touch the floor as I remained seated on the edge of the mattress. I pet the dog that had been asleep beside me and th… My memory goes blank at this…
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There are two ways to argue with a woman — and neither one works.
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The only reason some people aren’t brainwashed yet is their OCD as they’ve been too busy washing their hands.