Monsters tend not to eat ghosts because they taste like sheet.

It was the dark of Halloween Night 2020, India-ink black despite the full moon. Further, the streets, their vapor light lamps casting shadows on nothing, were quiet and devoid of life as all the little children and their grown parents remained home because of the threat of COVID-19. Yet there came screams from the apartment…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Does Jeff Dunham know that Walter is running for President?”

While standing on the sidewalk, waving goodbye to my wife as she drove off to work, this tall guy, in an all black robe, hood hiding his face, and carrying a long-handled walking-stick in his right hand, suddenly appeared from nowhere behind me. It’s been a long-time since I’ve seen a man wearing a bathrobe,…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Went Wild Turkey hunting today. Shot one. Broken glass everywhere.”

Lick Mortensen headed east into the desert. In his pack he carried enough supplies for three days and a small container holding his dogs ashes. It had been a difficult week and getting away from civilization, society, people is all the he desired. Losing his dog had been the worst of it and now he…

It appears as if Nevada may have dodged a viral bullet early in 2020 after federal officials warned the state not to use Chinese-made coronavirus test kits donated by the United Arab Emirates (UAE) over concerns of Chinese espionage and other nefarious activities. In documents, made public through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA,) show…

Michelle Obama is not the Big Guy referred to in Hunter Biden’s emails.

My wife was explaining to her friend that I see numbers or math equations the same way someone with dyslexia sees letters or words. While it’s call dyscalculia, she kept calling it necrophilia.

Sunday morning, October 4, 2020, began like many other mornings, a Melissa Wortham, 24, pulled into a parking space at the QuikStop at the corner of Falcon Drive and US 95A in Fernley. She and her 3 year-old son were there to pick up some juice for him, before they drove to the local playground.…